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By Joe Clark*
When it comes to contact sports, the male argument always ends the same
way: “What about her poor, floppy, delicate breasts?” From Amazons:
An Intimate Memoir by the First Woman Ever to Play in the National Hockey
League by Cleo Birdwell (nom de plume de Don DeLillo)
If a cultural issue
gets lampooned on The Simpsons (1995), you know it’s arrived.
In one episode, Lisa Simpson, facing a first-ever F on her report card
if she didn’t take up some kind of sport, found herself being groomed
to mind the net for her brother’s team. “Lisa,” Homer says, “if the Bible
has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn’t -- it says girls should stick
to girls’ sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and
such-and-such.” “I think women should be able to play any sport men play,”
ripostes Marge, “but hockey is so violent and dangerous!”
That pretty much
sums up the conventional wisdom about ye olde fairer sexe sharing the
conceptual and Zambonified ice with Rocket Richard and 99. But we live
in the post-Manon Rhéaume era, a time in which women’s hockey is growing
phenomenally fast -- and the ensuing friction between the old boys’ network
at all levels of hockey and female upstarts tends to produce more heat
than light. Herewith, an examination of some of the prevailing idées
fixes of women’s hockey.
Women are
new to the game: Not so -- as Brian McFarlane’s definitive book
Proud Past, Bright Future: One Hundred Years of Canadian Women’s Hockey
documents, women decked out in sweaters and long skirts were playing shinny
(skirty?) as far back as 1891, and some evidence puts the earliest game
two years before that. And those women weren’t klutzes, either: As the
Ottawa Citizen commented in 1896, “That the Alpha and Rideau
Ladies Hockey teams can play the game was well demonstrated at the Rideau
rink last night.... Both teams played grandly and surprised hundreds of
the sterner sex who went to the match expecting to see many ludicrous
scenes and have many good laughs. Indeed, before they were there very
long, their sympathies and admiration had gone out to the teams. The men
became wildly enthusiastic.”
In 1927, a female
goaltender, Elizabeth Graham, wisely decided that her nose, cheekbones,
and eyes were worth protecting and donned a wire mask -- fully 32 years
before Jacques Plante began wearing a mask in all his NHL games. The Rivulettes,
a team from Preston, Ontario, ruled the roost in the 1930s, with a flabbergasting
won-lost record of 348-2.
In the wake of Rhéaume’s
1991 ascension to pro hockey in Tampa Bay and Erin Whitten’s similar ascension
to the Adirondack Red Wings in 1993 [not to mention Kelly Dyer, whose
status someone needs to fill me in on*], women’s hockey has blown up like
a sun going nova. U.S. Amateur Hockey, the Olympic-level governing body,
reports that women-only teams (composed of teenagers, usually) increased
in number from 149 in 1990-1991 to 417 in 1993-1994. Numbers of players
grew more sharply: 5,533 females in 1990-1991 versus 12,392 in 1993- 1994.
And those figures don’t include girls and women playing on boys’ and men’s
teams, which brings up another idée fixe.
“Integrated”
teams will destroy women’s hockey: That, at least, was the contention
of those opposing the 1985 case of Justine Blainey, a hockey-loving 12-
year-old who could find no all-girl teams in her suburban Toronto community
and lobbied to play on a boys’ team, assuming she met fair standards of
competence. The team refused, and Blainey’s family launched a sex-discrimination
complaint with the Ontario Human Rights Commission, which ruled in her
favour in 1986. Various appeals took the case all the way to the Supreme
Court of Canada, but Blainey ultimately prevailed.
The fight, however,
did not merely pit male players and coaches against women; women themselves
disagreed sharply over the proper course of women’s and girls’ hockey.
“Full integration for all ages and in all sports will mean drastically
reduced opportunities for female athletes,” wrote Fran Rider of the Ontario
Women’ Hockey Association in a 1988 magazine article. “With uncontrolled
emigration of girls to boys’ teams, girls’ teams will fold, and many girls
unwilling or unable to compete with boys will have no chance to play.
This is equality?”
Significantly, Blainey’s
supporters did not argue that all-female teams should be prohibited, only
that girls should be allowed to play on boys’ teams if they so chose and/or
if there were no local girls’ teams. And no one was markedly in favour
of a kind of reverse affirmative action that would allow boys on girls’
teams.
The dust has settled
since that debate took place, and vocal proponents on both sides of the
question in the 1980s agree that girls’ and women’s teams have settled
into both integrated and segregated camps, with neither side displacing
or threatening the other.
There are, of course,
a host of reasons for a male/female split beyond mere availability of
all-girl teams. Says Helen Lenskyj, associate professor in the department
of adult education at the Ontario Institute for Studies in Education and
an early Blainey supporter: “You can say all these wonderful things, as
I sometimes do, on how the research shows that female-only sports tends
to operate on somewhat of a different ethos than men’s sport -- there’s
more emphasis on fun and enjoyment and cooperation, and less emphasis
on competition, that sort of thing.” Still, some girls actually like
competition, and Lenskyj says “it’s not my role as a feminist to say you
shouldn’t want to play that nasty competitive sport.” And that brings
up another preconception.
Women aren’t
tough enough for hockey: Lisa Simpson was tough bordering on
cruel (“Look! Ralph Wiggum lost his shinguard! Hack the bone! Hack
the bone!”), but she’s not exactly real. As McFarlane writes in his
book, “Size and strength may be important factors in basketball and football,
but in hockey they are both overrated, especially in women’s hockey which,
unlike the men’s game, is devoid of goons and enforcers.... What women
lack in strength, some athletes contend, they make up for in endurance
and toughness. If women can deal with the stress and pain of childbirth...
they can deal with anything that happens in a hockey rink. They have,
in a word, guts.”
“You do get to that
level from a strength and a power standpoint [where] there are differences
between the male and the female,” says Karen Kay, head coach of women’s
hockey at the University of New Hampshire and onetime head coach of the
U.S. national women’s team.
But, Kay points
out, there are more variants of hockey than the NHL-style rock- ’em-sock-’em
that seems to dominate the popular conception of the game. Take women’s
elite amateur hockey, in which Canada has taken the gold, the U.S. the
silver, and Finland or Sweden the bronze in each of the world championships
in 1990, 1992, and 1994 and 2002. In the ’92 playoffs in Finland, Canada
whumped the U.S. 8-0. Manon Rhéaume made it to the all-star teams in ’92
and ’94, the same year Erin Whitten was named best goalkeeper of the series.
The women’s elite game, unsurprisingly, compares favourably with the men’s
elite game -- more physical than recreational hockey but marred by rather
less wilful brutality than the NHL.
“We don’t have full
checking, but we do have body contact,” Kay says. “You see a lot of riding
out on the boards and angling people off, same as you do in the men’s
game, but you don’t see the fighting or the follow-through you see in
the men’s [pro] game.” And it’s not as though there isn’t incidental but
potentially bruising body contact in women’s elite basketball and soccer,
including the European pro leagues. NHL hockey per se may literally be
king of the hockey hill at the moment, but itis not the only standard
of comparison whether you’re talking about sex- segregated or -- integrated
teams -- and that brings up the final stereotype.
On a guys’
team, women are too small to play anything but goal: It’s no
coincidence that Rhéaume, Whitten, and Dyer played goal in the NHL and
not some other position. It’s a widely-held belief that, between the goalposts,
size and brute strength are less valuable than quick reflexes and agility.
Goal, the Toronto Star’s Rosie DiManno wrote in 1992, is “the
only position in hockey where an adult female can realistically keep up
with an adult male.” While strength is not readily quantifiable without
exhaustive tests, the results of which would likely not be made public,
size is quantifiable and the stats are available.
Tallying
up the heights and weights of current NHL players and all the women on
the medal-winning Canadian, U.S., and Finnish world’s teams (filtering
out duplicates) reveals that not all NHLers are Shaquille O’Neal-esque,
nor are all elite women Linda Hunt-esque.
| |
Ave. |
Min. |
Max. |
Median |
| Women |
|
|
|
|
| Height, in. |
65 |
48 |
70 |
65 |
| Weight, lb. |
139 |
92 |
172 |
139 |
| H + W index |
205 |
140 |
242 |
203 |
| Men |
|
|
|
|
| Height, in. |
73 |
66 |
78 |
73 |
| Weigt, lb. |
194 |
155 |
235 |
195 |
| H + W index |
266 |
223 |
313 |
266 |
(“H+W
index” assigns one point for each inch of height and each pound
of weight. It’s a way of averaging out the relationship between
height and weight.)
There are 35 NHL
players smaller (in H+W index) than the largest world- championship woman.
Now, that’s a small fraction of the NHL’s 600-odd men, but it ain’t zero.
On the other hand, the smallest nhler is bigger than 90 elite women. While
these results do suggest that stereotypes about the impact of body size
on hockey carry some weight, they also show that exceptions exist. If
there’s room in the NHL for 35 woman-sized men, there ought to be room
for a similar number of woman-sized women.
NHL coaches, owners,
and scouts (including the first female scout, the San Jose Sharks’ Deborah
Wright) are quite simply running out of excuses. But we’re not holding
our breath here: By the time women in pro hockey are commonplace, Lisa
Simpson will be grown up enough to try out for the Springfield Squids
of the NHL. Buy your season tickets early.
*Joe Clark was a sports writer for The Village Voice, New
York, whose sports section circa 1991 to 1995 was somewhat unique and
has not since been equalled. This article was updated 2 November 2001.
He may be reached at joeclark@joeclark.org
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